There are many like it but this one is mine.
My coupon binder is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my coupon binder is useless.
Without my coupon binder, I am useless.
My coupon binder and I are defenders of high prices.
We are the masters of our enemy (high prices).
(I revised the original version from "Full Metal Jacket" LOL)
